Hallo folkens.

Sigurd Haraldson*/Kingdom of Norway/Kongeriket Norge.
These are my names, so there is no need for you to call me anything else, thank you.

Age: Look like something around 20. In real I’m around 1,200 years, when Harald Hårfagre collected my country into one kingdom. Age doesn’t really matter.

Hobbies: Skiing. Hiking. Travelling. Alone time. Reading. Magic. Magical creatures.

Likes: Silence. Snow. Independence. Not being bothered. Visiting new places. Having control over my things. Iceland. Beer. Boats. Oil. The Sea. Mountains. Peace. 17th May**. Pride. Vikings. 1905.

Accepts: Family (besides Iceland).The King and his family. The World. The Kalmar Union. NATO.

Dislikes: Trouble. Noise. Being dependent or under someone else’s control. Sweden being a controlling fool. Denmark being an annoying moron. EU. Nazi’s. People trying to use me. Annoying people. The Black Death. Starving. Napoleonic wars. Unions. World Wars. Other wars.

Tell us about yourself: Hello. I am Norway.
I don’t know much about my birth besides what I previously told you. My early years was rather peaceful and without too many disturbing factors. Then Sweden and Denmark came, and have been here ever since. My brother, and I, together with the other Nordics once lived in the same house, due to the Kalmar Union. I was of course the weak part. It didn’t change when Sweden and Finland left. Nor when I was given to Sweden as a gift for not being on Napoleon’s side in 1814. It was first in 1905 that I finally could do whatever I wanted on my own lands, without caring about anyone else. Now I live rather peacefully. I even got some oil platforms, which gives me some wealth. Too bad EU tries to earn something from it. At least I am independent and able do what I want.

Personality: Hm. Calm, perhaps. I like to do my own things. I dislike bothersome people.
(Yes, Denmark, you are one of those. Shut up.)

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Hello people! I’m Sigrun and I live in Norway. I have roleplayed Norway for around—1 year perhaps, so I know both big parts of the history and I am fluent in the language. I hope I may fit in, and please help me if I do some ugly mistakes with the English grammar! It’s a pleasure to meet you, and I hope that you will find me fitting in here.

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NORGE NORGE NORGE!!

I have no idea what this annoying moronity (it's a legitimate word!) you speak of, is . Gibberish!


(so excited about having u here! I hope you'll find my denmark tolerable)

Ugh.
Of course you don't. Now stop shouting.

And stop making up your own words, they are ridiculous enough already.


(Aaaah thank youuu, man I am sure I will, and if I don't, it just proves how much of a good Denmark roleplayer you are, no?)

I'M NOT SHOUTING I'M JUST SAYING THINGS WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!

HA!

You're just stifling my creativity my beautiful Norwegen! But hey, I forgive you. You are not yet prepared for my eloquent renaissance.

Oh bugger.


(Hahaha how diplomatically put! Well, feel free to have a look around and see whether U'd like to revive some threads I had with previous norway or whether u'd like to start sth new with me. I'm all ears

Fine, if it is letters, I can easily ignore them, and your bad grammar.

(Haha, I will at least try to fill the shoes from the other one, but I can't promise anything.)

what bad grammar? My synctatic structure is impeccable!

(lol I bet you will and hey I can't promise I'll meet any expectations you might have once my exams are over...how about a thread? )

It doesn't change the fact that I wont read it.

(Yeah, it sounds very cool, and Denmark already sounds really irritating after just 3 posts. This is promising!)

Norja~! It's been a while again. Maybe you'd like tocome over for some coffee some time? *smile*

(oh you guys <3 WELCOME AGAIN )

Hm, coffee sounds nice. Why not.

(hahaahah baw what a welcoming forum!)

Norge, I hate to point out the gaping holes in your logic, but you are reading it!


(hahahah we're so welcoming it's often inappropriate lol*feels youse both up* )

Great! I'll even make some pulla!

((Dennnnn not in front of Norway D8))

(Hahah I said 'both' lol don't want anyone to feel left out haha)

(You kinky bastard 8<)

that's why youse love me . I make your prosaic little lives dirtier than lindsay lohan's knickers!


Eww blegh that really sounded disgusting, my apologies!

(so in character it's worrying sometimes)

(............................Denmark;;; )

Pulla... You don't have to bother with it, but okay. *sceptic for foreign food in general*

*Also stubbornly ignores the Dane's irritating logic.*

(Ohhhjoy. It's the time for regret, isn't it? ;/ )

It's just bullar.... *slightly disappointed face*


(NO REGRETS 8< )

Oh... Boller. Sounds good. *relieved*

(FAEN. FINE.)

Oh yuus! Can I come? *puppy dog eyes* pretty please?

...Yeah uhh, why not I guess? *smile* Yooou know the way.

...Hei, Norway.

( NORWAY! : D I've been a bit busy prepping for midterms, but after those I hope I make a tolerable Iceland <3 Glad to see you here! )

Hello, Island.

(Awwwhh thanks! I am sure you will, and I hope my Norway will fit hahah)

It's been a while.

( I'm sure he will! )

Yes.


It has.

... What's that giant space supposed to mean?